Vrumrugen: Either agree to come with me to Sairaag of I will kill this girl.
Lina: Threatening me with a girl hostage? 3rd rate sorcerers don't do that anymore!
Vrumrugen: I said you were forcing my hand, didn't I?
Lina: I don't care! Now I'm really pissed! In that case, you just forced MY hand!
Amelia: That's it, Miss Lina! Forget me, just defeat the bad guys!
Lina: Sure, sure! Fine with me! I'll do whatever you say!
Hero: Lina Inverse! Allow us, the Three Heroes of Gondor to defeat you!
Lina: No thank you.
Amelia: Lina-san! You're so pretty!
Lina: [blushes] Oh, come on.
Gourry: Are you really Lina?
Lina: Who'd you make myself out to be?!
Lina: 'Working to help people makes you feel so good!' Who thought that one up?!
Lina: FIREBALL!
Amelia: That's the tenth group of heroes you've taken out today!
Gourry: Raaaa! [Attacks]
Amelia: That makes eleven!
Lina: Let go of me you jerk! If you treat weak little girls like me this way, you'll get cursed by the gods! You hear me?!
Lina: Hold it! Why do I have to be wrapped up in this thing?!
Zangulus: Because if you weren't, you'd just cause trouble.
Lina: What did you say?! Hold it! Hold it! Why, you. I'll show you what trouble is! I'll take ya apart! Why'd they have to wrap me up in this thing?! Let me out!
Gourry: She's like a wild animal.
Lina: Compared with what my big sister used to put me through, that was nothing! Let's go Gourry!
Amelia: No, Lina-san! Don't look! [jumps at Lina, her chest in Lina's face]
Lina: Huh?! What's the big idea? Darn it! I can't breathe! [holds up Amelia] STOP IT! It's bad enough a younger girl has bigger breasts without getting them squashed into my face! What's the big idea, Amelia?! Trying to start a fight with me?!
Gourry: I got left mixed up with right!
Lina: [laughs] You're a real idiot!
Gourry: Yeah, I guess so!
Amelia: Slypheel-san! Lina-san!
Zel: Slypheel, are you okay?
Slypheel: Uh, yes, I'm--
Lina: Hey! What about me?!
Zel: No, I didn't mean it like that. And would you please get off me, Amelia?
Amelia: Oh, sorry about that.
[They both stand up.]
Lina: Look, he's blushing!
Zel: Leave me alone.
Gourry: What happens if there's another stairway in here?
Lina: I turn violent.
Lina: So, what's this?!
Slypheel: Um, I... er...
Lina: Um, I... er, my ass! It's a dead end!
Slypheel: Funny, isn't it?
Lina: Oh, hilarious!
Gourry: Hey, the door won't open!
Tiiba: Well, it only opens for someone who possesses great magical powers.
Lina: If you need great magical powers, then it's my turn now.
Zel: After saying that, you're going to be very embarrassed if you can't open it.
Lina: Mind your own business.
Zel: You're a very peculiar young lady.
Lina: I finally got him to laugh!
Gourry: What's the Book of Xoana again?
Lina: AAAAAH!! How many times do I have to explain to you, yogurt for brains?!?
Gourry: [Opens head] Wanna taste?
Lina: AH! SLUGS! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME! I can't do it! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't deal with slugs! I just can't! GIVE ME SOME SALT, PLEASE! Daddy! Mommy! Sis! I hate slugs! I hate slugs!
Gourry: Lina! Let go!
Lina: Are the slugs all gone?
Amelia: Don't you think slugs smell so good when they're burnt to a crisp?
Zel: That's escargot.
Amelia: Lina-san! You're great!
Lina: Yeah, I suppose. You should compliment me more!
Lina: This situation has gotten too serious to make puns!
Gourry: Lina!
Amelia: Lina-san! You did it!
Lina: Piece of cake for me to handle... is what I'd LIKE to say, but that was really a close one.
Gourry: You're crazy, you know that?
Amelia: Lina-san! What will we do?!
Lina: That's a good question, actually...
Xellos: Why are you all so upset?
Lina: If this doesn't get you upset, what the hell DOES?!
Gourry: Lina! Can't we do something?!
Lina: Yeah. Hope for the best!
Sypheel: Um... Lina-san...?
Lina: Hmm?
Sypheel: Did you ever do crazy things when you were little?
Lina: Uh... eh heh heh! Don't ask.
Lina: Men are pigs. It's sad, isn't it?
Martina: Monster?! That's a monster?!
Lina: Can't you tell just by looking at it?!
Martina: Someone raised as well as I has never seen a monster.
Lina: Stop being so stuck up!
Lina: Suddenly I'm out of jokes to tell.
Zelgadis: Those two seem to have made friends quickly.
Gourry: Lina's a lot nicer person than she sometimes seems.
Lina: When you run into a wall... applying some force to it...
Amelia: Justice Shoulder Attack!!
Lina: Is NOT what you want to do.
Gourry: Hey! Are you okay?
Amelia: Only because I could cast a levitation spell fast enough but LINA-SAN!
Lina: That's why I said not to push on it
Lina: As we go into the middle hallway, there's a button on the right wall...
Gourry: Found it!
Lina: Do not push this.
Gourry: I just did.
Lina: You'll see another button.
Gourry: Which I won't push.
Lina: Do not walk past without pushing it.
Gourry: I just walked past it...
[Boulders fall on top of Gourry]
Lina: Would you WAIT till I finish reading before doing anything?!
Gourry: NOW you tell me...
Zel: Damn it! Why do I have to do this?!
Lina: At least you don't have to wear these ridiculous getups! I'm so embarrassed I could die!
Bandit: Not fair...
Lina: Shut up! It's a small price to pay for letting you watch me sing and dance!
Amelia: That's Lina-san for ya.
Lina: Okay! How do things look over on your end, Bunny-chan?
Zel: Right... Nothing, so far. And by the way, would you PLEASE stop calling me Bunny-chan?!
Lina: Oh? Why? I think it suits you, Zelga-Bunny-chan!
Zel: Lina has to win. This is the only way.
Amelia: You look so serious, Zel-san!
Zel: I'm ALWAYS serious! Now let's go!
Gourry: I hope [Lina] doesn't haunt us if she dies...
Martina: It's been a while, Lina Inverse.
Lina: Ah...... who are you?
Martina: Martina! Don't tell me you've forgotten about me!
Zel: The former princess of Xoana castle, which you destroyed.
Lina: OH! Yeah, I did that, didn't I? Wow, nostalgia trip. So, what's up? How's life?
Lina: My chest ISN'T like a washboard... They stick out like they're supposed to!
Amelia: Next time, let's go to a hot spring that'll grow your breasts!
Xellos: But Martina-san is a very good person! Once she decided to get her revenge, she hasn't wavered! She'll use any means to get it! That's why she works so hard at her part-time jobs. Such ruthless and single minded devotion to a goal is quite admirable!
Lina: Just HOW does that make her a "good person?"
Zel: Am I good or what?
Gourry: You did it, Lina!
Lina: He-heh! Even though we didn't set it up between each other, you still knew what I had in mind, huh?
Gourry: I could guess what it was. After all, we've been together for a while now.
Lina: Connected whether we like it or not.
Lina: Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world! Can't he come up with something more original?
Zel: Why did you pull up her skirt? Look at what happened. You're a real pervert.
Gourry: What? Her skirt?! I just wanted to see what was under it!
Zel: That's EXACTLY what perverts do.
Gourry: That's not it! She had a tail!
Lina: A tail?!
Gourry: Yeah, and it was very long.
Zel: Hmmm... I think you were just too frustrated about not getting Lina into the sack, so you looked for another one. Don't try to lie about it.
Lina: Just you wait! I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THAT CITY!
Filia: You're afraid of her that much?
Lina: Hmph! Fighting a Demon Lord with a bamboo pole is a million times easier than crossing my sister!
Filia: No! It's the route on the right!
Xellos: I'm pretty sure it's the left route.
Filia: Nooooooooo!
Xellos: Nooooooooo??
Filia: I won't listen to Mazoku!
Xellos: Ahhh?! Why are you saying that out of nowhere?!
Filia: Namagomi [raw garbage] like you have no sense of direction!!
Xellos: Namagomi? Namagomi?! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET NAMAGOMI FROM?!
Lina: Why did you challenge us? I'm not really sure why. But I know that you made two mistakes: One was hurting a lot of people to achieve your goal. The other was picking a fight with me!